I Thought He Was Dead?

Sean, This Could Have Been You, With The Help of Neil Lane

Emergency news regarding The Tierraorist......She is engaged, to an Ex-Boyfriend!

My first thought...wasn't he dead?

Turns out that Tierra is engaged to a "mystery man" whom she has been dating for the last 4 years.  At this point we should probably do a little math:

* Tierra is 24 and she has dated this mystery man for at least 4 years, meaning they began dating when she was 20.

* Tierra stated that she dated a man for 8 years who was in and out of rehab until he eventually died, meaning they began dating when she was 12.  That is pretty young to be dating a guy in rehab, seems a bit curious. 

A few words of advice for the future Mr. Tierra:
1) Do not introduce her to any of your sisters, girls hate her.
2) Do not expect to come home to a smiling wife, smiling makes her face tired.
3) Botox is out, she would rather not be able to control her eyebrows.
4) She is really into boating, keep that in mind when considering honeymoon options.
5) You better make this official, and quick, before the call comes for the Bachelor Pad and she gets a chance to dump you for more pub.