And Then There Were Two

C-Ya Nicki.

The competition to land the heart of Mr. Enthusiastic really heated up this week.

This should be a warning to America. With divorce rates skyrocketing girls and boys should be warned prior to marrying that if you get divorced you will likely never be able to win the bachelor/bachelorette and likely never find true love again. Just ask Bentley.

I can't believe at one time I though Kasie B might win true love. Her return only solidified that Ben's choice to bounce her was 100% right. She's nothing but another Courtney hater who apparently likes to lay on hotel floors.

Did anyone else love the girls pumping Emily up to get ready for her quest to find love? What better way to get ready for love than watching Titanic the epic tale of true love being destroyed by a horrific crash....oh kinda like Emily and her Ex....awkward. The best part though had to be Ashley at the 3D movie "I feel like I can reach out and touch them". Umm, yeah that's the point of the 3D glasses you are wearing.

Lyndzi, how do you go from not even a french kiss to this?



Something we haven't addressed, which is really amazing, is that Ben is going to pick the girl who did this:



I can't wait to see you on the bachelor pad Courtney.

So this week we have to wait for the most romantic night of TV of the year as the women tell almost all. If it was really a tell all then the first question Harrison asks would be.... "Alright by a raise of hands who here slept with Ben?" I do think the tell all episode is a powerful tool for these women to look at themselves and see how they can improve so that they too can find true love.

The Time Has Come For The Return Of the Bachelor Blog

The hiatus is over. Just because I haven't been blogging, doesn't mean I haven't been watching. I wouldn't be able to live myself if I missed the above.

It was hometown week which is always titillating.

Lyndzi:
It was such a relief to see Lyndzi finally break down those walls and talk about how all of her past relationships have ended up with her being hurt. Also that carriage race was super rad and was so exciting.

I think Ben wants to like Lyndzi but the chemistry isn't there, the kisses are very forced, she is gone next week.


Kasie B:
Is Kasie B's dad Mormon and how did he mail his shirt to Niki's dad so fast?

I think we can all agree what is more likely to land a husband between skinny dipping/ocean love and baton twirling/marching bands.

Baggy red polo shirt isn't going to cut it and your parents lectures have sealed your fate.


Niki:
Seeing Ben in cowboy boots and a hat was a riot, I never thought they would do something like that and on a date no less.

I have to admit I thought Niki looked pretty good this week and her and Ben have chemistry when they tongue kiss.


Courtney:
What is up with the pause between every word you speak.

"I was looking at this place where Courtney has always wanted to get married and I was thinking it's alright." Classic line Ben.

I have reviewed Arizona law regarding the elements necessary for a valid marriage and (spoiler alert) Ben and Courtney are now married. So for all you haters that say the relationships never work out and they never get married, you can suck it cuz we now have Tristyan and Bentney.


Summary:
What Ben should have said to Kasie B at the end - Don't be upset you will be happy in a couple weeks when you find out that I banged Courtney in Puerto Rico.

"How did this happen, what the bleep happened, what the bleep happened?" Uh your parents happened, uh the marching band baton twirling happened, uh your unwillingness to give it up happened, uh your baggy red polo shirt happened.

Next week will undoubtedly be must watch tv and I can't believe I am saying this but Courtney is officially the frontrunner. What started out as a plant for ratings has turned into true and everlasting love. It is amazing what can happen when you don't put up walls and you allow yourself to love and to be loved.