2013 Grammy Awards Recap: Katy Perry Has a Large Bosom

What Dress Code?

 LL opens the show by introducing T Swizzle.  LL, you do know that the izzle language went out around 2009 don't you.  I knew we were in trouble when LL walked in.  

T-Swift went with some kind of freaky Alice in Wonderland theme.   There were bunnies and dudes on tricycles and I think I saw John Mayer/Taylor Lautner/ Harry Styles/Jake Gyllenhaal/ and/or Conor Kennedy strapped to a spinning wheel.   Overall it went well with her breaking out a British accent to especially stick it to Harry Styles.  I am a big T Swizzle fan but at this point you would have to be an idiot to date her. 

LL do the Grammys belong to the Artists or to the Whole World?  Clarification please.

Pan to Ellen hugging a woman, did everyone else out there know she was a lesbian?  Honestly, I think that is the first time I've seen Ellen physical with a woman.  Pan to Katy Perry's abnormally large chest.   Pan to J Lo's entire leg.   Wasn't there supposed to be a dress code this year?  Pan to Rihanna, and yes she is there with Chris Brown, so what, I don't see the big deal in attending the Grammys with the same guy that kept you out of the previous Grammys when he beat you unconscious.  

A little advice to Chris Brown, picking up and throwing away your own bottles while are at the Grammys does not count as community service.







Fun plays in a pouring rain and somehow avoids electrocution.  Umm, I was at Pearl Jam in the pouring rain in 1995 when Eddie Vedder canceled saying he couldn't play due to the downpour.  I feel duped, if Fun can do it why can't you Eddie. 

30 minutes later and yes Katy Perry still has an enormous rack.

Johnny Depp introduces Sublime, wow they haven't been around for a bit, are they going to sing Santeria? Oh wait he said the Sublime pause Mumford & Sons.

Apparently Beyonce can't read.  

Kelly Clarkson, I'll stay away from this one.  I was going to say that some girl that ate Kelly Clarkson accepted her award.

The Zac Brown Band thanked CAA and their financial advisors.  That was real country.   

Katy Perry announces best new artiest and yes she is still top heavy.

Carrie Underwood's dress turns into a movie screen and gotta say that was pretty cool.

Frank Ocean sings Forrest Gump?  WTH was that?  Did I miss something?

 Ryan Seacrest just picked up his 8th job doing something for the Grammys and music teachers.

LL closes the show with something that is not Momma Said Knock You Out and gets interrupted by a Hilton and Delta plug but it was still off the hizzle.