Who Is Hotter Britt v. Kaitlyn

I'm Hotter Than Kaitlyn

Last night was shocking....a whole lot of unfiltered drama.  I was a Britt apologist last year, but I think I was bamboozled by her hair into thinking she is cool.  She came off as phony bologna last night.  

Real Quick:

1) Why does the healer have a black eye?  My guess is someone punched him for being so weird.  And if you are a healer, why did you not heal the eye, prior to the most important night of your life.

2) An "amateur" sex instructor.  C'mon Bachelorette, you couldn't spring for a "professional" instructor?  Who wants an amateur teaching them?  It's hard enough to please a woman, the last thing you need is some amateur throwing in his 2 cents.  But can't lie his advice later in the night was spot on.  

3) Professional beach volleyball player, living in New York?

Let's get to the main event, our main man Ryan "the real deal" McDill you know Ryan "do you want eat my" McDill Pickle.  Ryan got drunk and Harrison gave him the heave ho.  

I found it to be very coincidental that he was tossed leaving 24 guys, could it be that we are headed for a 12-12 vote on Kaitlyn v. Britt. 

I hate to be conspiracy guy, when true love is at stake, but did we also forget to mention that Ryan is Nikki Ferrell's ex.  You remember Nikki, the one that stayed with Who Pablo for a couple years. Was he a plant so we could end up with a 12-12 vote?  

However, if it was ABC's plan all along they made one mistake.  Ryan clearly cast his vote for Britt:

     

He looked at Britt's picture and gently tossed his rose toward her box, and there may have even been a petal or two that landed in the box.   

Can't wait for tonight!

P.S. Ryan falling out of the hot tub was comedy gold.