Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A Good Day To Invest In Creatine

Last night's Bachelor Pad will go down in the annals of reality TV as the most shocking episode ever.   As Erica Rose so eloquently summed up "I feel bad for Rachel she was so close to having love and the money but in the end got nothing."

The episode started with the usual stuff, an interview with Michael where we shockingly learned that he wasn't really into Rachel and that he didn't really go on the Bachelor Pad just to find love.  Michael, how could you?  We trusted you!  The interview ended with Rachel in tears, but trust me the night was only beginning for Rachel (Sidenote: Has anyone checked on Rachel?  She should be spending the next week in a padded room.)

We then get the big news that Blakeley and Tony are moving in together......oh wait psyche he is asking her to marry him.  The proposal was so romantic, Tony was stumbling all over himself and when he asked her to marry him her response was are you f#*^#*g kidding me?  Ahhhhh so cute.  In reality Tony is a smart dude to lock it down.

Chris then gets annihilated for the way he treated the poor pure and chaste girls of the bachelor pad.  Don't hate on Chris though the game just got the best of him.   Who hasn't played a game and ended up sleeping with 3 chicks in a 5 day stretch?  That game gets the best of me every time.

Finally we get to the vote where Nick and Rachel easily win and have to come to the decision to keep or share the money and then history happened.    

In case you weren't watching here is a summary:

Suck It Rachel


Nick completely screwed Rachel by taking the whole $250,000 leaving Rachel with $0, and Rachel's response:

F
Nick shocked the world and took all the money leaving Rachel out in the cold.  Nick gave a classic speech about how they all treated him like he was an idiot, but look who are the idiots now.  I was very happy that no one from the Ed, Jaclyn, Rachel, Michael clique got any money.  Michael tries to make Nick feel bad for not taking Rachel's feelings into consideration, uh pot calling kettle.

Nick dramatically leaves the stage with a little hottie waiting in the back only to have Rachel chase him down for an explanation.  Nick coldly tells her he's gotta go and exits to a waiting limo, so classic.

The last scene of the episode shows all of the contestants slamming Nick for being an idiot who can't string more than 10 words together.  Well done ABC.   I don't think anyone will ever ever miss another episode of the Bachelor Pad.....I know I won't.

P.S. GNC you better stock up because there is a meathead with $250,000 burning a hole in his pocket.  My guess on how he spent the money: 1) Supplements; 2) Creatine; 3) Big Truck; 4) Pit Bull; 5) Cream for the Backne; 6) Overdraft Fees; 7) Tanning Oil; 8) Bowflex.