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So I suck and didn't get the blog out as quick as I would have liked this week. The truth is I was having serious writer's block and the comedy just wasn't coming.
This morning I woke up and tried to evaluate my priorities and why I wasn't blogging and I came to the realization that it is Chrisney's fault. I did not take the news of their breakup very well. If you can't find love with Prince Farming then what is true love? I decided to check twitter to see if I could feel better about love and maybe break down some walls so I could continue this blogging journey and boom there is Andi promoting a new reality show. Andi will be seeking to find true love in the Big Apple with none other than Sharleen Mundo. If these two can pick themselves up after the devastation of not finding true love with Who Pablo, then who am I to be too depressed to blog, so here we go, let the blogging journey continue...........
Group Date: Boxing With Ali
Justin "so we walk into the building and we see nothing but boxing bags, speed bags and there is Kaitlyn in the corner, it was totally unexpected to see her." Who did he think would be there? Did he think they were just being taken for a morning workout and that Kaitlyn wouldn't be at the group date?
Kaitlyn introduces the guys to Laila Ali and Kupah has an O. They start working out and one dude breaks some windows with his jump rope, smooth.
The guys learn that they have to fight each other. Kupah who was killing it at the gym trying to show off for Ali gets knocked out by Jared who weighs 35 pounds less than him and runs the fryer at Jack In The Box. Jared probably shouldn't have won that fight as he then has to fight Ben Z who outweighs him by 55 pounds. Ben of course sends Jared to the emergency room which might seem sad but it has been statistically shown that having to receive medical treatment is a great way to find true love on the Bachelor/ette (See Brooks breaking a finger and Kelsey having an anxiety attack).
After the date, back at the house Healer speaks out that the boxing date was a joke as love should never start with fisticuffs. Ray Rice and Chris Brown would disagree.
One on One: Clint
Underwater photo shoot was actually pretty cool. Clint seems pretty hesitant and we learn why when he jumps in the pool and has a big bald spot up top. Kaitlyn lets us know that she has never had a first kiss underwater. What a prude, where has she been? Clint seems fine, and he did draw a picture of Harrison riding a dinosaur so I gotta give him that, but he's not exactly Mr. Excitement.
Meanwhile back at the house Tony is asking the guys if Kaitlyn is supportive? Who doesn't want to date a jock strap.
Flash to somewhere in Hollywood where Britt and Brady are not showering together.
Group Date: Comedy Improv
JJ and the healer are pumped when they learn that they will have to do a stand-up routine with Amy Schumer.
JJ let's us know that he is too smart for 90% of the audience. So far he has done a Wayne's World impression, a Seinfeld impression and broken off a bull-dozer joke....real smart stuff JJ. Schumer lets us know that JJ is a sweetheart he is just missing charisma, humility and a sense of humor, but other than that he should be hired as the next Bachelor...classic.
Healer let's us know he has been trained for this his whole life. Does he know this is a comedy club? He goes for 10 minutes about how sensitive and thankful he is for the opportunity.
Cocktail Party:
And if we were wondering who the villain was going to be look no further than our man JJ. JJ takes the whole party to let everyone know, including Kaitlyn, that he is there for Kaitlyn, not to make friends. It is a fail proof strategy for finding love, ask Courtney or Vienna. But hey, he feels smugness wrapped inside of cockiness wrapped inside of confidence wrapped inside of I talked to the girl and you didn't. After his performance at the comedy improv I see him more as Jimmy Fallon wrapped inside Larry David wrapped inside Jim Gaffigan wrapped inside of a bag filled with douche.
Leave it to the Bachelorette to address race relations in America. Kupah pulls Kaitlyn aside to let her know that he doesn't want to be the minority guy filling a quota. C'mon Kupah the Bachelor/ette doesn't do that. Marquel finds what you are saying offensive.
Kaitlyn doesn't like being called out as a racist and lets Kupah know that he is there because he likes music not because he is black and decides to send him packing (we still got Ian and Jonathan).
Kupah freaks and this constitutes enough drama for the show to be continued..... Are you serious ABC? No rose ceremony because of that? Put him in the limo and let him blow up like 90% of the other contestants and let's get to the rose ceremony.
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