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Is it just me or does anyone else feel like they are watching a comedy sitcom. But hey, I'm not complaining just ask Ross and Rachel if you can find true love on a sitcom.
The episode started with part 2 of the Kupah meltdown. It went something like this: yell, scream, complain, cupcake, apologize, whisper, race card, Kaitlyn sucks, chlamydia.
With that being done we go straight to the rose ceremony. I can't remember who she sent home.
Anyone else notice that Kaitlyn pronounces drama draaaama instead of drahma?
Group Date: Diaper Wrestling
The boys are informed that they are to put on a traditional sumo diaper and we are treated to a blur of about 12 cracks and 18 grapes. As the date continues Healer is getting more and more wound up as he continually flexes his pectorals. Healer proceeds to attack the sumo wrestler with tickles and as the tickle fight ends he runs off in a huff. He lets Kaitlyn know that he has the heart of a warrior with a gypsy soul. Healer, if I had a nickel for every time someone has told me that, it is hard we have the heart of a child and sometimes women just don't get us with their constant seeking of barbarious aggression. It is just so shallow. I personally think that had you got a chance to go to the zoo and make some animal sounds that you would have won Kaitlyn's heart but alas it wasn't to be. Kaitlyn will have to learn the hard way that you can't find happiness constantly reverting to primal instincts.
One on One: Commercial/Haunted House with Benzi
Benzi gets a chance to participate in a commercial by ABC for the The Basement "a live escape room experience". I like how "The Basement" made ABC post a caveat that they don't actually have live things jumping out at you, weak.
If Kaitlyn is so scared of birds how does she sleep at night with those tattoos on her arms?
I thought it was so amazing that they were able to solve the puzzle and escape "The Basement" with 1 second to spare, I was on the edge of my seat wondering if they would make it in time before they were gassed.
Benzi and Kaitlyn seem like a good match and Benzi opens up about his mom and the fact that he hasn't cried for 11 years. Benzi let's Kaitlyn know that he hasn't told anyone about his mom for a long time. I hate to be technical on a subject like this but technically you told Kaitlyn about your mom the first night at the house so technically you did tell someone less than 48 hours prior. Nonetheless I liked Benzi he seems decently legit and I can't hate on him for not crying for 11 years, the last time I cried was when I saw Cool Runnings when it came out.
Group Date: Creepy/Inappropriate/Illegal Sex Education Course
The sex ed class was pretty funny, but I think it would have been a bit more funny if the kids weren't 5.
Ben H steps up with his sex ed skills and gets to makeout with Kaitlyn. He is a serious contender.
Jared also gets a piece, which seems crazy to me. He seems cool enough but I can't explain it, his looks creep me out like he should be in Twilight or something. I can't place it.
One on One: JJ and Clint
Meanwhile, back at the mansion JJ and Clint are having their own one one date which includes hot-tubbing with champagne, cuddling on the couch, showering and popping each other's zits. At one point Clint exclaims to JJ that if he will hold him a certain way that he will be his b#*@h at the same time that JJ's b*#^r is blurred.
Clint is quite taken with JJ and apparently when he came on the show he thought it was going to be Caitlyn with a C:
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The rose ceremony was again delayed so that we could sort out Clint's sexuality and from the previews it looks like JJ is about to break Clint's heart.
I'm just disgusted that Clint would come on the show and play with Kaitlyn's emotions and feelings like this, he is despicable. Here is Kaitlyn on this crazy journey, constantly trying to break down walls and she has to deal with your shenanigans.
What a week it was, this promises to be the most dramatic season ever.
