The Coinkydink Episode - Czech It Out

I Would Marry The Bleep Out Of This Girl

 
 So Arie dated the producer of the show and then he miraculously became a contestant on the show.  What a coinkydink!  How do we have the weird convo with the producer yet no footage of Emily calling Arie out?  Weak!   

Sometimes you just have to let fate take its course in the pursuit of true love fast forward to Sean running the streets of Prague in the middle of the night yelling Emily's name when he miraculously finds Emily walking alone in an alley of a City of 1.3 million people.  What a coinkydink!      

Doug was done when he apologized for him and Emily's legs touching.

So this season has been more about Austin v. Ricki than anything else, who can say it more: Austin Austin Ricki Ricki Ricki Austin Ricki Baggage Ricki Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin Ricki Ricki Ricki who is going to say it more and......... Dougie gets the win when he comes through in the exit interview with one last AUSTIN.  Oh wait, Emily dropped a Ricki at the rose ceremony, one last parting blow to Doug, they end in a tie. 

Doug if your Girldar is broken you could always try your Gaydar.

Chris "I'm not going to dwell on it" as he spazzes at the house, freaks on the group date and goes into a twitching fit at the rose ceremony.  But Chris, don't take it personal that Emily likes Sean way more than you.

Could that puppet situation with Jemily have gotten any weirder?  Buying a puppet for Ricki, lame, Ricki riding on your puppet shoulders, lame.  I thought we were headed toward a puppet porn before it mercifully ended. 

Wait a sec, Jef is from the SLC and his parents are gone as they are "committed to some stuff" for a couple years, what a coinkydink!  What are they committed to? Civil War History, Palmettos, Gamecocks, Southern Plantations?  Do tell, I can't imagine what it could be.

Oh, and I "wanna date you hard and marry the f*&# out of you", nice one.  Your parents in South Carolina studying Civil War History are going to be very disappointed.

To the surprise of no one Wolf was sent Packing (man I am good).

Next week, the moment I have been waiting my life for, my sources said it went something like this: Emily rides Trax to Cafe Rio, pork burrito (enchilada style), afterparty at brick oven, levi lovin, end the evening with froyo at City Creek, heavy petting, then get up early and hit the David Archuleta farewell.