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So this week we got to see a real sausage fest as the show moved to Germany. Quick question, why do all of the guys have the same style jacket but in different colors? Do I need to get one of those, am I missing something?
One on One: Chris and Des and Bryden
The one on one was your typical play dress up and then go dance in a public place but it got interesting when Bryden finally snapped.
Bryden leaves the hotel and starts asking randoms if they speak English so they can tell him if they have seen a camera crew. Finally he finds some English speakers and they tell him to go to the town square. Bryden then joins the circle of stalkers who are watching two Americans act like idiots in love.
Cryden then interrupts the dancing and tells Des that he is leaving. I hope this wasn't an attempt to get her to beg him to stay because Des couldn't have cared less.
At the end of the evening Chris and Des have one of the most tender moments in Bachelorette history when Chris breaks out some legit poetry. This certainly wasn't some lame "right reasons right reasons i'm here for all four seasons", he sounded like Shakespeare Jr. and it brought Des and JBJ to tears.
Group Date: Sledding and the Yodeler
For the group date the boys get to go up a large tram and do some sledding. On the ride up the tram we literally heard 18,420 OMG's. At the top of the mountain we meet Harrison's replacement "The Yodeler". Why would anyone go to Harrison for advice, when The Yodeler has marriage pegged, he has been married 38 years and when asked for his sage wisdom on how to make a marriage work he says that the woman does whatever he says. Genius! How have I not thought of this it is so simple yet so profound.
After the sledding they all go to an ice cave where Des makes out with most of them and we learn that Zack once sat atop this same mountain to meditate and learned that he should not be a priest; we also learn that Mikey wants to have a snowman family of five (shocking that he got booted). After the snowman debacle Des knew she would not even need a cocktail party as Mikey was done.
2 on 1: Ben is convicted of fraud and impersonation of a Southern Gentleman
For the 2 on 1 Michael G the federal prosecutor and Ben the Christian, southern gentleman, single dad go head to head. For the date they go out on a freezing lake in a floating hot tub. Props ABC if you are going to force us watch a cold weather locale find a way to get the hot tub involved. Did anyone else notice that they had a thermos floating in the water. With the contestants on this show would you really want to drink from a thermos that has been floating in gonorrhea infested waters.
Michael G gets it cracking by acting like a typical tool lawyer who is taking it upon himself to cross-examine Ben, but in the end it works and Ben is convicted of being a fraud and on the way to the slammer (in the limo) he admits it by asking how long he has to wait to be seen in public with women as he is ready to party. Keep it classy Ben.
My big question is how was Des able to see through Ben, the fact that he doesn't get along with the others in the house never gets you sent home (Courteney, Tierra, Vienna, Bentley etc...). Did ABC know she was going to do that? I'm sure they were not pleased with her decision.
Prior to the rose ceremony we learn that Drew and Kasey overheard James and Mikey discussing how they were now going to be running Chigago. With their new-found fame they are going to set up a business wherein a boat that will take people to intimate settings. How did I not think of this first, they are going to own Chicago. James, any chance you will be franchising this business name your price and I am in to start the LA site of "Intimate Boat Settings R Us".
Can't wait to see Who Pablo in Espana next week.
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