I Think We Found Our Next Bachelorette....Stephanie (Brian's Girlfriend)

We Slept Together Even Though I Threw Rocks At You!

Let's get straight to the important stuff, one of my favorite people ever to appear on the Bachelor/ette series, Stephanie.  Des gets a call from Harrison telling her he needs to see her immediately down at the house.  It must be every Bachelorette's worst nightmare to pick up your phone and see Harrison on the caller ID as you know drama is about to ensue.

Des get's to the Bachelor house and goes outside to talk to Brian about his past relationships.   Brian seems oblivious to the fact that he is being set up when our dear girl Stephanie (Brian's girlfriend) comes storming through the house and out to the patio to confront Brian.  We learn that Brian slept with Stephanie after she threw rocks at his face because he was leaving on a business trip (aka The Bachelorette).

I don't really see why Brian was kicked off, who wouldn't break up with a girl that throws rocks at your face.  Who really throws rocks past the 3rd grade?

My idea for the next Bachelorette would be to have Stephanie handing out roses and when you get eliminated she throws a rock at you, it would be must see TV.

As for the rest of the show:

Brooks: Breaks his finger playing dodgeball and is treated like he lost a limb.  Multiple paramedics, ambulances, tubes up the nose.  It was straight out of Tierra's handbook, I mean put a splint on it and move on.  Let's hope he can get that splint removed before fantasy suite season arrives.

Michael G: Is stoked that there are 9 great dudes going on the group date.

Brad: Has a 3 year old kid and a domestic violence rap.  Nothing out of the ordinary here let's give him a rose.  

Kasey: Went on one of the most awkward dates in the show's history and despite being in the middle of a Tsunami tried to make out with Des.  #awkward

Who Pablo: Wins the fake fight challenge and gets a chance to plug the Lone Ranger for ABC.  During the plug he makes out with Des while they both have popcorn in their mouth.   Des you really need to stop speaking Spanish when you give Who the rose.   You keep saying "I will accept that rose".

James: Convinces Des to give him a rose because his dad has cancer.

Bryden: For being such a brave soldier you really are a wuss when it comes to making a move on Des.  

Ben: Steals Des away for a car ride and makeout.  He is playing the Vienna/Courteney/Tierra role perfectly, well done.

Mikey: Wants to kill Ben.

Brandon: We kinda knew Brandon was a little crazy/stalkerish form talking about squishing butterflies to spying on Des from a deck.  Des did the right thing setting him free but I didn't see her give him back his mother's 7 year sober chip.  That sucks he loses the girl and the chip and tells us his heart was just smashed with a hammer and that he is out of tears....ouch, that was hard to watch.  


So the two hottest guys in my mind are Drew and California Zak neither of which has gotten much time, I expect them to have their coming out party this week.  Can't wait for more drama to unfold.