Saturday, June 22, 2013

What Would Ray Lewis Do?

This week we had the 2013 version of the White Bronco as Patriot tight end Aaron Hernandez was followed  by a helicopter as he has come under scrutiny for the murder of Odin Lloyd:


            


Aaron is likely to be arrested for obstruction of justice for destroying footage from his home security system, but Aaron I wouldn't trip.  Ray Lewis has given you the roadmap from obstruction of justice/possible homicide to Hero/ESPN employee:

1. Do not talk to authorities, take your obstruction charge on keep it moving.
2. Find God and anytime you are asked about the murder keep it very vague, ambiguous and play the God Card.  For example during an interview prior to the Super Bowl Ray Lewis was asked by Shannon Sharpe regarding the murder: The families of the slain men find it difficult to see you be idolized by millions of fans, believing you know more about the killings than you have shared, what would you say to the families? Lewis replied "God has never made a mistake.  That's just who he is, you see....to the family, if you knew, if you really knew the way God works.  He don't use people who commits anything like that for His glory."  A perfect answer, I suggest you right that on your hand.
3. Have 6 kids with 4 women.  When asked about it see No. 2 above.
4. Catch a lot of passes.
5. Win a super bowl.

Follow these simple steps and in 15 years you will be a hero and likely be working as an analyst for ESPN.

Speaking of analysts for ESPN, why is ESPN going to Attorney Roger Cossacks for legal analysis when you have Ray Lewis on staff?  I dare say Ray Lewis has much more in depth analysis he could give regarding Obstruction of Justice/Homicide than Cossacks.




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