I Could Use A Nose Adjustment

Hopefully This Will Prepare Me For the Next Couple of Weeks

Weirdest/Oddest/Funniest Scenes From Hometown Week:
- Chris' dad giving Des a massage errrrr adjustment and then putting a large contraption up his son's nose so that he could have focus to make such important decisions as asking a girl to marry him.  Why is it that Chiropracters are more persistent and have more conviction about their craft than a Mormon Missionary? Did anyone else notice that they cut the scene from last week's previews where Chris' dad tucked Des' shirt into her pants as he flipped her upside down?  I had been waiting all week to see that.

- Drew breaking his sister out the back door of the home where she is living.  Is there a reason you couldn't just go to the front door?

- Zack having the limo pull to the side of the road so he could throw the ring he got out of a box of Cap n' Crunch out the window.  Why not pawn it, or better yet save it for when you are the Bachelor?

- The long awaited return of Nate left him lurking behind a wall at the Beverly Hilton as the guys came in one by one.  Does the Hilton not have security?  I so bad wanted Nate to jump out from behind the wall and yell Boo as Drew came in so he could scream like a little girl.

- Zack driving a pedomobile while dressed in a penguin costume.


Other Highlights:
- ABC did a fabulous job sprucing up Liberty Park.  ABC probably could have made Pioneer Park look like the Garden of Eden.

- What is Brooks' religion?  The house had a cross up and for those who don't know Mormons don't do crosses.   Michael G referenced a Mormon going to mass earlier in the show, could it have been James rather than Brooks?

- Any doubts we had about Drew's sexuality were quickly resolved when he greeted Des with his tightly fitted pink button-up.


Still to Come:
- Is Des going to quit when Brooks dumps her?  ABC is doing their best to make it look like Drew is going to let her know that unless she wants to re-enact The Crying Game that he is out, but IMO Brooks is going to be the one to break her heart.

- Michael G is actively preparing his trial brief, witness and exhibit list, jury instructions and cross examination for the "Guys Tell All".