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| I Will Be the Next Bachelorette Izz OK |
TWTA is always one of the classiest nights on TV. What we learned last night:
1. Sean and Catherine are officially the most valuable commodity ABC has. ABC you can go ahead and scrap Bachelor Pad all we really want is "The Lowe Pad" or "Newlowelyweds" or "The Real Bachelor Couple of Dallas", heck I think I would rather watch that lame honeymoon suite cam that ABC kept flashing during their wedding than watch Juan Pablo say izzokkay.
2. If the Muppet Movie is half as funny as that hilarious bit it is going to be a riot.
3. Kat is super wholesome and was confused by JP's intentions. Yeah we noticed when you had your crotch in his face for 3 straight hours at the pool party.
4. Renee and Cassandra are "special" and the rest of the girls are not. Seriously girls are you gonna keep crying about this. And Lauren H why are you chiming in that you also left important stuff behind. Let's compare Renee left her kid for several weeks and you left Oklahoma for less than one day.
5. Lauren S. is bitter that she got played. Kelly nailed it, during the show it was "JP I love love love you I want to kiss you, please please kiss me, after you get booted JP sucks and showed no interest in me."
6. Renee is nice.
7. Alli may have a 3 and a 5 year plan, but does she have a 7 year plan?
8. Danielle and JP only had surface level conversations. I was so surprised I thought you guys had a real connection.
9. Victoria can speak English.
10. Lucy has a lot of nerve. Lucy are you really talking smack about JP's intentions? You were prancing around Santa Monica Blvd. naked and at the end of the show you ran and straddled Harrison.
11. Sharleen still thinks JP is tonto.
12. Kelly is a fireball. She told the girls they were just poor losers. She told JP he used Camila as an excuse but it sure wasn't an excuse to go swimming. And she dropped the real bomb asking JP why he thinks "gays are more pervert".
13. JP has lots of gay friends so it is okay that he thinks gays are more pervert. Besides he was mistranslated, he didn't say gays are more pervert he said I would rather make gay love than be stuck in the fantasy suite with Andi lecturing me.
14. Andi can read a teleprompter. Could the questions and answers have been any more perfect for her to become the next bachelorette. Don't come out too strong, talk about how you are still looking for love, talk about how you believe in love, make a few jokes and boom see you this fall. I'm not hating she is going to be good.
This has been a pretty disappointing season and I think the only way to finish it off would be with JP offending both Clare and Nikki to the point that they both quit.
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