Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Sean Tells All, Well Kind of All

What kind of tell all doesn't discuss details of the fantasy suites, lame.  ABC if you are going to promote a tell all we demand to know what base Sean got to with each and every girl and how many times.

Instead the show starts with Sean telling us how excited he is for the alone dates so he can be away from the cameras and the girls can feel comfortable asking him anything oh and so he can see them naked.

We then find out that Sean wanted to hit poor Nathan for calling him a playboy as nothing could be further from the truth.

Sean & AshLee

Sean & Catherine

Sean & Des

Sean & Kristy

Sean & Leslie
Sean & Lindsay

Sean & Robyn

Sean & Sarah
Sean & Selma

Sean & Tierra

Clearly Nathan has no clue what he is talking about I'll go with Sean and we'll just chalk it up to Nathan being a jackass.

Did Heidi Montag just get a tweet through, what does JBJ have to do to get a tweet read.

Leslie told Sean to stick it in her mouth and she didn't make it to the fantasy suite why?

Harrison addresses the rumors that Tierra is a plant and that ABC made him keep her etc.. etc.. Sean replies that this was not the case and that he was not aware of what was going on or he would have sent her home.

Then Harrison talks about Montana and how Sean witnessed the fight between Tierra and Robyn that went on for several hours.  Wait a second didn't you just say that you had no idea Tierra was like that?  Which is it you knew or didn't know about Tierra?

BTW, who has the stamina to fight for several hours?  You fight for a half hour or so, say a weak sorry and makeup in a physical manner, it works every time.

I want to meet Shades of Gray's mother.

Daniella, what kind of Harrison impression doesn't address "ladies this is the final rose"?  Although that was the most we saw of you all season.

Harrison then goes to the fantasy suite issue by asking Sean: "Let's be honest what takes place inside the fantasy suite."  Oh no he didn't!  Harrison went there.  Harrison then asks if it is a chance to be physical?  To which Sean gives him a nunya bizness.  So apparently Sean will bang all three but not discuss it, ahhhh I'm with you Harrison it is so nice to see that there are still gentlemen out there.

The previews look pretty dramatic Catherine declines Sean's offer to see if they are really in love by laying with him, someone sends him a note to the alter (my guess is Des), Ashlee lets Sean know that she has some abandonment issues and Sean gets Lindsay pregnant, should be fascinating.

Oh boy, I hope you all stuck around to the end.  If you didn't then you missed this:



Do I have to confess to my Bishop that I have viewed man porn?


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