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So if you are wondering when the date card came for Clare and why she was going on the first date, you had to watch the behind the scenes on Sunday night. Not to mention if you watched on Sunday you got more Cathesean time which is always good. Best part of Behind the Scenes was when we learned that Catherine gives Sean daily massages and Juan immediately regrets sending home the girl who oiled up his suit.
One on One Date: Winter Wonderland with Clare
First one on one date goes to Clare (for you Bachelor historians I don't believe the first one on one date girl has ever one). I must admit the date looked pretty fun and Clare performed wonderfully. She had to be relieved when they broke out the hot tub the last thing she wanted was the date to end with JP only seeing her in a big coat. She also played the daddy's little girl/daddy dies/I now can't date or trust anyone card to perfection and got that rose.
One on One Date: Thanksgiving Point with Kat
Did JP really take Kat to Thanksgiving Point or did I imagine that? I mean who hasn't taken a date to Thanksgiving Point a little JCW followed by some shopping at Cabelas. It was a bit of a trip to see them take off in a plane 2 minutes from my current residence and fly to 2 minutes away from my childhood residence. And since when did Utah (Utah County at that) become so cool, that electric run looked pretty electric. Kat moves pretty good for a white girl and gets the rose.
Group Date: Hanging with the Bi*****
Oh boy, for anyone with morals and/or self esteem this wasn't pretty. The girls learn that they will be helping a "charity" by doing a photo shoot in the name of adopting dogs. Kellie (occupation: dog lover) is slightly excited. Elise (1st grade teacher) and Andi (District Attorney) learn that if they want to help a good cause they will need to show their virginias. Elise deftly switches with free spirit Lucy who gladly accepts as this is perfect opportunity to get her one step closer to her destiny - Hustler. Meanwhile, Andi who disagrees with the idea is comforted by the fact that Juan Pablo will also be naked and strips down. Andi better hope she wins JP's heart because she just lost her job. Maybe free spirit Lucy can help her find a career, free spirit is always hiring. Lesson to be learned for my young readers: If you have spent thousands of dollars on school and have a good career but you have a chance to save a dog by giving it all up, go for it.
BTW, Is there really any dude out there who is thinking of adopting a dog and then sees a naked girl and decides that's it I'm heading to the shelter? The way the director tried to push the girls made me want to head immediately to the mall to purchase a puppy mill dog.
The unfortunate events at the dog shoot took away from the glory that is Victoria. The girls all head to a rooftop to hang with JP and he starts to meet with them one on one. While waiting for her turn Victoria decides to do some crack. She then lets us know that she would like to straddle Juan even though she wishes he was dead? Finally she declares "I just stepped off the crazy train, welcome to Brazil". Don't feel bad Brazil on the last Bachelor Tierra said "I just stepped off the crazy train, welcome to Colorado". Juan gives Victoria the boot in the morning when she has come to because he can't have a girl who likes to drink around Camila, now walk around naked on Santa Monica Blvd. (ala Lucy) that is fine, but no drinking.
We also learned that former NBA dancer Cassandra has a baby named Tre (has anyone seen Dwight Howard?). I guess if Juan's new love has to deal with his hot baby momma than Juan should have to deal with Dwight Howard being his new love's baby daddy. This is complicated.
Rose Ceremony -
Sharleen - Still no bra.
Renee -Mom of the house, but it is making her look older.
Cassandra - Overplays the kid card, you already are getting the pity rose for having a kid no need to now cry about it. You are done anyway, the last thing JP wants is a Tre living in the same house as Camila.
Amy L - Really are you going to do a fake news report? Guys hate that stuff, you are gone.
Danielle - Go straight with the hair girl, big difference!
Chantel - You didn't think you really had a chance, did you?
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