Finally we get the first girl to self-destruct and send herself home and there goes JP's mundo. So, contestants leaving the show is nothing new, but leaving the show because of the IQ of the bachelor/ette, now that must be a first. Sharleen, may I offer some advice: Never pick a spouse based on intelligence, the checklist is more like: Looks, Massage Ability, Measurements and Cooking Ability.
One on One: Sharleen and Juan "estupido" Pablo
The first one on one consisted of JP and Sharleen floating around a Miami marina while awkwardly making out. Bachelor producers would than cut to Sharleen talking about how hot Juan Pablo is and how they have such great chemistry but there is something missing from an intellectual stand point. Ultimately Sharleen decides to blow herself up and JP lauds her honesty. One problem JP, she wasn't being honest. If she was being honest the convo would have went like this:
JP: Oh you are so elegant you have mundo
Shar: You are an idiot, but cute
JP: I love your honesty
Shar: If you weren't so estupido I would marry you
JP: (In a high pitch) hmmmmm ohhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmm
One on One: Nikki meet my baby mama Carla so you will know that you will never measure up
So Nikki gets to go to Camila's recital to meet the family and Camila (bet she wished she would have worn a bra). They get to the recital and we get to meet the family including Camila's mommy. You could tell Nikki was quite insecure as later in the date she asked JP "So you have Camila and the family and ummm umm Carla so how do I fit into that". Nikki I am with you girl I am very confused:
1. JP and Carla seem to get along great
2. JP and Carla seem to really love their daughter Camila
3. Carla looks like this:
4. Nikki looks like this?
As JP would say hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Group Date: Clare Finally Loses It
For the group date the girls go to the beach and have a picnic. Chelsea acts a spaz as usual with her letters from home. Renee gets no time. And then there is good ole Clare. Clare let me guess, you want a man who is just like your dead father. Has anyone else noticed Clare's conversational mannerisms, you have to pay attention to this 1) Purse your lips; 2) Take a moment of silence and 3) Blurt out a 12 minute diatribe on the type of man you want and how this relates to your late father. How many duck face selfies must Clare's instagram hold, I can only imagine.
At the end of the group date Juan Pablo picks Andi to continue the date with him and the other girls are sent back to hang with Nikki. Finally the stress of banging Juan Pablo is too much for Clare to handle and she bubbles over with a bunch of F bombs. I'm sure Camila will love that. Upon returning to the hotel Nikki gets annoyed with the group and heads back to her room (errrr the hotel owner's room), Clare decides to follow her into the hotel owner's room to have a little chat about why Nikki is such a b****. Nikki excuses Clare from her room to which Clare cleverly replies that it is not Nikki's room but rather an open space since Nikki did not pay for it......uh burn, clearly Nikki has no response to this incredibly sound argument and just gives Clare the silent treatment.
Rose Ceremony:
And another shocker, bye bye Chelsea.
Next week is off to hometown dates and what appears to be a potential assault by JP on Andi in the fantasy suite? Can't Wait!
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