Immediate Opening For a Homemaker

But I Told You I Love You  A Lot Of Times

Hometown week is almost always one of the best weeks of the season.  This year's version was pretty good, but where was the crazy sibling or parent?  Without a Desiree's brother the week was a little lacking.

Nick:
Eleven kids, but not Mormon?  I am a bit confused.  I am shocked to see Nick wearing a scarf, we haven't seen many scarves this season.  So, Nick was engaged and the girl broke it off, have we thought of finding out why?  Nothing really of note, other than Nick still can't tell Andi he loves her (smart strategy IMO).

Chris:
This guy just sealed it, next Bachelor guaranteed.  Think about it.  There is a reason CBS comedies with ridiculous laugh tracks have such high ratings...middle America.  Think of the ratings for a farmer searching for a conservative young women to be the farmer's wife and to accept the job position of homemaker.  It's going to happen and I am going to love it.  Chris did have an amazing family, and who doesn't love his mom.  If you want to see real v. fake, look at Chris and his family playing a legitimate ghost in the graveyard versus the most lame/fake game of football that the Murrays played in their backyard.  It's an easy decision Andi, but one I don't think you will make.

(Anneli, I am hungry, did I mention that I have an immediate opening for a homemaker?  You are extremely qualified and you can start now.)

Josh:
So we learn that Josh M. is the brother of none other than Georgia quarterback Andy (not Andi) Murray.  Could Andi have been any more jealous that the talk was all about Andy's NFL potential instead of her quest for love?  Two things I knew would happen on this date A) We would end up at Josh's childhood baseball field (check) and B) We would end up watching a lame game of football with future pro quarterback Andy Murray (check).

Marcus:
So I'm sure Andi couldn't wait to meet the brother that Marcus hated and the mother that beat him.  This coupled with the fact that Marcus told Andi he was in love with her on the first group date and every date/hangout thereafter would indicate that he may have some issues.  Marcus decides to start the date off with a frontal blur, that is generally a good idea, but for some reason it didn't work here and he gets the axe.