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Time to come clean, I've always been an Andi fan and this will undoubtedly be the most magical, dramatic, sensual, exciting season ever.
Let's get started:
1. Should I be an annoying lawyer? Why not. Do we really need this overly lame courtroom scene? Anybody notice that there was no client, no opposing counsel, no bailiff, no clerk, no one in the Courtroom when Andi was working her magic. Andi it is a lot easier to get what you want from a judge with no one opposing you, not to mention a one on one conversation with a judge out of the presence of opposing counsel is what we call an ex parte communication which is not only illegal but could put you and that judge's licenses in jeopardy.
2. Brett. You are a gay hairdresser with a mullet that stole a lamp from the hotel in an attempt to impress Andi. It worked she gave you a rose. ABC you are making it hard for me to try and convince people that this is real when you keep guys like this around.
3. Eric. I'm not going to speak ill of the dead (SPOILER ALERT), but I do want to know about his occupation as an "explorer". I thought that occupation left with Magellan and Ponce De Leon, but apparently not. My career counselors failed me.
4. Tasos. This guy is a wedding event coordinator, wow, I can't believe that. I was also shocked to see him pull the lover's bridge lock out, so adorable. Did someone let him know that Andi is not short for Andrew and that this is not The Bachelor.
5. Bradley. He is an opera singer and Andi said he is "worldly" so classic. I was going to say that he definitely has "mundo". I would pay good money to see him and Sharleen make out.
6. Cody. Push the limo up the driveway, classic meathead move, James would be so proud. Guarantee that by week five he will be talking about how he is going to be the next Bachelor and that when he gets back home he is going to hook up with Dylan and hook up with some rich chicks on a boat.
7. Jason. So clever announcing you are an MD and that you can diagnose someone just by looking at them followed by a lame you have a fever because you are hot, heeeyyyyo. Jason I am no Dr. but if I were to diagnose you I would say you have a UTI because you are a douchebag.
8. Marcus and Patrick both played alleged professional soccer. Ummmm, memo to ABC Casting, Andi hates international soccer players...essss ok ring a bell.
9. I must say I was surprised by the love affair going on between Andrew and Patrick they definitely got each other's first impression rose. I saw a male love affair coming but I thought it was going to be Brett and Tasos, boy was I wrong.
10. Josh B, yes you did embarass yourself, with your afterspeech. We had not seen you yet and had no idea who you were, just slip out and no harm done, but instead you decided to go all expletive on the afterspeech, embarassing.
11. Chris Bukowski, are you serious? Did you really head up to Malibu and pitch a tent outside the Bachelor mansion for the last week,, hoping for the chance to meet Andi? How did this guy make final four with Emily? How did this guy sleep with two chicks on the same day on Bachelor Pad? How did this guy get a bachelor/ette recap blog? Lots of intriguing questions.
12. J.J. is a pantsaprenuer. I used to be a pizzaprenuer when I worked at Papa John's.
13. Rudie. You aren't helping us barristers to look cool. Did I see you give Andi a laminated "4th waiver" of the right to find out your story, gag. Not surprised that you are a defense lawyer, borrring. I hope to see you sometime in a trial.
14. Josh M. Hot.
15. Apparently it is better to have receding hair like Nick S. than long hair like Mike, Steven and Jason (all voted out).
Should be a good one, my early favorites Nick V., Marcus and Brian
Classic, good to see the blog is back.
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