The World Is Our Oyster and You Are the Pearl

So the episode started with Travis and Emily on a one on one at the "balancing stone".  Legend has it that if you can stand on the stone and remove your shirt you will be lucky in love.  At which point Emily states that they aren't leaving until one of them does it.  Sounds good to us, let's just hope that Emily is more lucky than Travis. 

Pan back to the hotel with Ryan chilling in a women's white tank top which no doubt came straight out of Emily's closet.

Travis, not surprisingly didn't get his rose, I mean he carried a gigantic egg around for a month.  I'm sure he regrets breaking Shelly as now he is left without Shelly or Emily.  He then pouts as he aimlessly walks into the rainy Croatian night as he litters his umbrella.  I don't know how Emily could have dumped a guy with a heart thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig, oh yeah he carried an egg around for a month. 


The boys then get to watch Brave as Arie mutters "so cool" when the girl splits the arrow a la Robin Hood.  I guess that was kinda cool.

The Highlander Games was pretty rad.  The jackasses arrive on mules (heeeeyyyyyyyo).  Sean proceeds to dominate yet Chris get's the pity date and rose.  I think Chris got the rose more because of the power of a double rainbow than anything else.

On to Ryan.  The date started with Ryan spewing lines as usual and telling Emily that the World is our Oyster and You are the pearl.  I can't believe that didn't work?  Then Ryan drops the 12 things required to become a trophy wife and bye bye.  You are a great kisser but your list sucked.   Ryan then provided us with some tremendous insight when she cut him.....I find this really really shocking because I did not see this coming.  Usually you don't see shocking things coming Ry, but don't worry they didn't portray you as an arrogant ass, so you are good.  
Wolf then messed up Emily's whole plan.  It was a stroke of pure genius to pull out the dead grandparent funeral cards combined with some tears.  Wolf was a dead man walking prior to that, but how was she going to bounce him when he has been toting around the Virgin Mary in his wallet since 1999. 

So nothing too surprising this week, until huh, Arie has been tapping the producer?  What?  Not precious Arie, they were so cute together when he snuck over to her bed.   So this should be very interesting next week, is Arie looking for true love with Emily or true love with a producer?