Ricki Needs A Daddy!

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Like I wasn't going to blog about Emily. I think this is the season I've been waiting for and evidenced by the countless dudes crying it is going to be historic. Nice dress BTW. Here we go stream of consciousness style: Nice egg weirdo, that better be hard-boiled, what are you going to do when it breaks just like you and Emily's love.....TG we got the only black guy out of the house so quickly, the last thing we want is Emily having feelings for a minority......The natural thing to say to someone from Brazil speaking Portuguese would clearly be Gracias......Mrs. Doubtfire always gets me in the mood, I don't know what Emily's problem is?.....Finally a Colombian in the house, who doesn't like anteaters.....Helicopter guy is not a ratings plant, he is there for true love.....What the, there is a racecar driver in the house, how could producers not have thought how this might affect Emily ahead of time??......"I may have had a head injury but there is nothing wrong with my heart"...I know about wrinkled suits and Charlie's suit definitely had been on the bedroom floor for the last two weeks....Leave it to Utah to bring the "Power of Love" Marty McFly style entrance, he should have teamed up with boombox guy to play "don't need money, don't need fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train, it's the power of love.".....6 kid guy is right in giving up hope....Single dad guy is a little too interested in Ricki, a little creepy.....this is the hardest and most intense thing I've ever gone through says the delta bravo who just got voted out, you were there for 30 minutes, really, that is the hardest thing you have ever been through?.....Mr. Protein made an excellent point by removing his shirt, Emily did miss out, I even wanted to run my hands through his ab cleavage. On another note we have some very important and exciting Bachelor news, Chris Harrison is getting divorced. He immediately joins the ranks of Bradley Cooper, Derek Jeter, George Clooney and Tim Tebow as America's most eligible. Rumor has it that his wife Gwen got fed up with him announcing: Gwen, this is the final chicken salad sandwich, this is the final hot fudge sundae, this is the final egg, this is the final glass of milk, this is the final time you can go to bed, this is the final shower, this is the final tooth brushing and this is the final time I am going to cheat on you.